Point To Ponder
If blind people wear sunglasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on your headlights?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?
Why does the Indiana driver's license include in its list of possible restrictions "B" for "Blind"?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn't work?
What is the definition of "is"?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on your headlights?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?
Why does the Indiana driver's license include in its list of possible restrictions "B" for "Blind"?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn't work?
What is the definition of "is"?
Labels: Humor
8 Comments:
Hmmmmmmm?
By CindyMae, At 8:59 AM
Very good!
By Anonymous, At 4:00 PM
So funny! We especially like the 4th one from the top.
By Three Sisters Blog, At 10:58 PM
If ceased means stopped, does a deceased person keep going?
By Anonymous, At 5:33 AM
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By Anonymous, At 8:54 AM
What is the definition of "is"?
That's easy...
3rd person singular present form of "be"
By Anonymous, At 8:55 AM
I've read these before and thought them to be very clever.
By Sis. Julie, At 11:18 AM
Very funny, honey!
By Diane Cardot, At 10:41 AM
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