The Friday Funnies #1: Vocabulary Spin

VOCABULARY SPIN

For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity….

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the
self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the
purpose.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Is there another word for synonym?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have “S” in it?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he
become disoriented?